but i dont think ill be able to figure out who her friend is is this aradia with short horns i am baffled

16/Apr/2014 19:39 | 9 notes
Tags: fan troll | john egbert | i am not baffled |

the mystery is solved its fetish porn

sidenote i received multiple messages that implied i didnt actually know this was a bimboified john egbert cmon guys you know me better than that

16/Apr/2014 19:36 | 15 notes
Tags: fan troll | john egbert |


this is pretty much exactly in the style of some of the older shit on here
its been five years and the homestuck fandom has not changed one bit

this is pretty much exactly in the style of some of the older shit on here

its been five years and the homestuck fandom has not changed one bit

13/Apr/2014 11:27 | 2 notes
Tags: john egbert | rose lalonde | dave strider | jade harley | submission |


happy homosuck day

im glad that stolen fanart spray was invited to the party

happy homosuck day

im glad that stolen fanart spray was invited to the party

13/Apr/2014 02:46 | 21 notes
Tags: equius | nepeta leijon | john egbert | rose lalonde | dave strider | jade harley | submission |


I’m pretty sure it’s mathematically impossible to have this many ships.

I’m pretty sure it’s mathematically impossible to have this many ships.

02/Oct/2013 22:29 | 34 notes
Tags: terezi | karkat | eridan | feferi | tavros | vriska | kanaya | equius | nepeta leijon | gamzee | aradia | sollux | john egbert | rose lalonde | dave strider | jade harley | hearts boxcars | spades slick | doc scratch | snowman | clubs deuce | diamonds droog | submission |

10/Aug/2013 21:49 | 36 notes
Tags: karkat | john egbert | theyre babies or something |

askfatjohn:

FAT JOHN CONFIRMED FOR KERFUFFLE
NINTENDOMINATION
THANK YOU REGGIE

askfatjohn:

FAT JOHN CONFIRMED FOR KERFUFFLE

NINTENDOMINATION

THANK YOU REGGIE

11/Jun/2013 15:44 | reblogged from askfatjohn | 83 notes
Tags: john egbert |

03/Apr/2013 16:01 | 7 notes
Tags: vriska | john egbert | submission | nsfw |

25/Mar/2013 08:01 | 1 note
Tags: john egbert | dave strider | submission | nsfw | davesprite | wheres the cloaca |

homestuck ad

28/Feb/2013 07:27 | 85 notes
Tags: john egbert | karkat | dave strider | tavros | gamzee |

defectiveprocyonid:

look at these beautiful elegant young women
with fish tails apparently

the beautiful mermaids of my dreams

defectiveprocyonid:

look at these beautiful elegant young women

with fish tails apparently

the beautiful mermaids of my dreams

21/Feb/2013 00:25 | 12 notes
Tags: john egbert | dave strider | submission |

m4dotsuki:

fuck off

m4dotsuki:

fuck off

12/Feb/2013 12:17 | 11 notes
Tags: its a birthmark | john egbert | karkat | submission |

captorsollux:

getting me hot and bothered 

dave’s transparent arm matches perfectly with erect sideways/upside-down, erect boner that ambiguously belongs to either of the two or perhaps even a third party 
in this raunchy sex game anything goes

captorsollux:

getting me hot and bothered 

dave’s transparent arm matches perfectly with erect sideways/upside-down, erect boner that ambiguously belongs to either of the two or perhaps even a third party

in this raunchy sex game anything goes

23/Jan/2013 00:07 | 44 notes
Tags: john egbert | dave strider | submission | yaoi | nsfw | johndave | is | canon |

defectiveprocyonid:

in which dave accidentally impales john with his yaoi hand

defectiveprocyonid:

in which dave accidentally impales john with his yaoi hand

09/Jan/2013 14:52 | 30 notes
Tags: dave strider | john egbert | submission | edward yaoihands |

captorsollux:

SAVE ME 

John must be listening to Linkin Park or something for him to be crying like that.

captorsollux:

SAVE ME 

John must be listening to Linkin Park or something for him to be crying like that.

28/Dec/2012 02:49 | 51 notes
Tags: john egbert | submission | BREAKING THE HAAAABIT |